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Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?
The motion picture that will melt your chocolate bar.
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War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.
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Cast
Brian Keith
actor
Tony Curtis
actor
Ernest Borgnine
actor
Ivan Dixon
actor
Suzanne Pleshette
actor
Tom Ewell
actor
Bradford Dillman
actor
Arthur O'Connell
actor
John Fiedler
actor
Christopher Mitchum
actor
Dorothy Green
actor
